Donald J. T***** will you please go now!

With credit to Dr. Seuss and newspaper columnist Art Buchwald:

The time has come.
The time has come.
The time is now.
Just go.
Go.
GO!
I don’t care how.

You can go by foot.
You can go by cow.
Donald J. T****, will you please go now!

You can go on skates.
You can go on skis.
You can go in a hat.
But please go.
Please!

I don’t care.
You can go by bike.
You can go on a Zike-Bike if you like.
If you like you can go in an old blue shoe.
Just go, go, GO!
Please do, do, DO!

Donald J. T****, I don’t care how.
Donald J. T****, will you please GO NOW!

You can go on stilts.
You can go by fish.
You can go in a Crunk-Car if you wish.
If you wish you may go by lion’s tail.
Or stamp yourself and go by mail.
Donald J. T****!
Don’t you know the time has come to go, Go, GO!

Get on yout way!
Please, Donald J.!
You might like going in a Zumble-Zay.

You can go by balloon…
…or broomstick.
OR You can go by camel in a bureau drawer.
You can go by Bumble-Boat…
…or jet.
I don’t care how you go.
Just GET!
Get yourself a Ga-Zoom.
You can go with a……………..
BOOM!
Donald, Donald, Donald!
Will you leave this room!

Donald J. T****!
I don’t care HOW.
Donald J. T****!
Will you please GO NOW!

I said GO and GO I meant….
The time had come.
SO…
Donald WENT.

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